That caption written by a guy with a strong submissive streak.

He had a brief glimpse of "heaven", before he woke up in Hell.

There should be more Hellsing memes than there are.

A fusion of Asuka and Usagi. Less competitive, nicer, but also prone to clumsiness and barely passing classes in school.

First Angel she fights eats her.

Isn't it interesting, how two characters the creators deliberately made "not cute faces" turned out to become the two most popular girls in ero art and manga for the show? I'm of course referring to this absolute psycho Himiko Toga, and the frog-girl, Tsuyu Asui. There's more hentai made of those two than all the hot chicks in the series combined.

That poor bikini never had a chance!

(looks at tags) Am I mistaken, or is she not cosplaying as a female Ash Williams from Evil Dead?

Erotic figurines are getting so amazingly detailed these days, you can't really make fun of their fanbase anymore.

...I STILL don't want to see a video of a guy jacking off onto one and call that "porn", but the FIGURINES are impressive as hell, yeah.

Mercury didn't think it was fair Jupiter got such a good look at her (which happened on-screen, in canon, due to a narrow alleyway collision.) So Jupiter offered parity.