Actually for us non-elves, the patties were pretty small back in the 1990s too... however, our little mouths were smaller. :P

Seems like a strange place to be hearing about this from, but I'm very glad I did! I'll look forward to it! Thank you!

I'm a bit confused about the "crossdress" tag, admittedly. Did someone confuse Tifa Lockhart for a boy? I'm betting THAT'S a first! O_o

That hand looks very messed up.

Art Commissioner: "I'd like her to have really fat tits and really fat thighs... oh, but a narrow waist with six-pack chiselled abs."

Artist, (who went to art school, studied anatomy extensively, quickly checks the negative number in his bank balance before dying a little bit more inside, and responding,) "..............Sure, I can do that." T_T

Now there's a rarely seen fanart character!

Ritsuko's blonde head is probably in that spot due to perspective distance... or maybe not.