I would have played it.

Design reminds me of a tarot card. "This card reveals that you will stick your head into a predictable problem just like you've don't 100 times before. The Frieren card stands for a flatline learning curve."

Somebody lost at strip poker.

She's very cheerful for someone preparing to commit suicide. The things some tiktok girls will do for content...

"I thought it might be funny to have my pussy lick my pussy... seems he disagrees."

The one-armed handstand IS pretty unrealistic for any girl not a bodybuilder or extreme athlete.

Don't worry, I'm not holding your inability against you! ^_^

Okay, Jupiter, it isn't odd that you should be embarrassed and turn red, at the sudden, unplanned look up Mercury's skirt, that spawned a thousand Yuri fanfictions... it's that your next action is to lean in for a better, more careful examination, rather than helping her up.

Just needs a tiny swing for Naruto to sit on, by himself.

...when you've given up on ever having a real live girl visit your bathroom, I suppose.

Well, the eyes are Makima.

"Makima cosplaying as Nami from One Piece" I suppose?